Sasuke: No one loves Naruto more than me so I’m going to kill him because I hate him and I have to break all bonds but no one better touch him or I’ll kill them
Kakashi: I’m so confused
Naruto: I get it Sasuke… I’ll fight you so we can be friends
Kakashi:
we’ll see who’s laughing when a race of incomprehensibly hot alien milfs visits earth and they are only sexually attracted to people who listen to dubstep